””/xhlgg/ – Ex-Holo Minecraft SMP Global””

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Farms Harvested:	594	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9282
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchantments Applied:	287	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	2732
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1191
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1098	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	104/600	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1113
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1