Xeonix | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	5642
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4852	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	147	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9861	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	671
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	227
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8196
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	194200	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	109/600	Votes:	7570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	11