Server IP: play.xd.us.to:26787
play.xd.us.to:26787
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SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? The unicorns started singing songs that were like literally written just for me! It was insane, bro.But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.
So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a boring potato who doesn’t like fun.
Deathbed Confessions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server
OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!SovietCraft: 166k Injuries
OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!Termite Twerking Blowfly
so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!