XBanCraft: Where Musk’s X is a No-Go!

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so like, musk’s X got banned in brazil, but no worries cuz we got a new digital home for all you outcasts! come join our minecraft server where you can build a rocket ship out of diamonds and fly to space to escape the brazilian authorities! we got crazy mods like elon musk himself riding a giant llama and shooting lasers from his eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet sloth that can mine diamonds for you while you chill in your diamond castle. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and escape the ban hammer in style!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Items Found:	2159	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tulsa King Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenges, Characters, Competition, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, Gaming, King, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, role playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, Storyline, strategy, Tulsa, Tulsa King, video game, virtual reality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Tulsa Kings rule the land, riding around on pigs and throwing diamond blocks at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).

Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

Antonio Gramsci, atheism, atheist movement, civil rights, Corruption, countercultural movement, critical race theory, Cultural, Cultural Marxism, Diversity, dungeons & dragons, equity, film, Frankfurt School, freedom of speech, GamerGate, gender studies, identity politics, individual liberty, intersectionality, intolerance, liberal establishment, limited government, malpractice, Marxism, Media, Millennials, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, postmodernism, reddit, rock & roll, safe spaces, satanic panic, sexism, smp, social justice, social media platforms, socialism, speech is violence, spreads, trigger warnings, universities, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8854
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	3118	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3609
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	2081	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7582	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!