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CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Crops Grown:	2792	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	213	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	515353	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	652	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	5265

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	9326
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6818
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Towns Built:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	179	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	253	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ores Mined:	1710	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6392

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1