A hardcore survival server to just play minecraft with your friends the server is new a there’s not a lot to it just play and have fun the way you used to
147.135.116.51
A hardcore survival server to just play minecraft with your friends the server is new a there’s not a lot to it just play and have fun the way you used to
147.135.116.51
Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.
And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.
So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.
Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!
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But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride pigs into battle against creepers, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance battles with Endermen.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dabura himself (just don’t let him turn you into stone).
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Disco llamacorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that it’s said to poop out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of a few jealous thieves).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.
Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?
So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!
Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?
But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!