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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	1596
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8491	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	5376
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crops Grown:	4850	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	594	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mines Excavated:	2245	Divine Spears Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Votes:	9841
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Crops Grown:	3001
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Runes Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3183

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3252	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6659
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crops Grown:	4508
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4