Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Farms Harvested: 464 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4422 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Animals Bred: 93
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Chimeras Created: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 109
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Runes Activated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 440
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mines Excavated: 4919
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3425 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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