Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	879

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	7451
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8283
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

community dynamics, cross-border movement, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, demographic changes, Dominican, Dominican migrants, foreign workers, Haitian migrants, immigrant experiences, immigration, immigration policies, international migration, migrant communities, migrant labor, migrant populations, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, neighbor relations, smp, Social Cohesion, social integration, societal impact

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WaterWarriorz

aita, Cheap, dining out, Dinner, drinks, entrees, Equally, fair, financial fairness, group of friends, not paying, only had water, Refused, restaurant etiquette, share of the bill, side salad, social etiquette, split evenly, split the bill, WaterWarriorz

Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChinaCarBlock2021

Automotive Industry, ChinaCarBlock2021, Chinese hardware, Chinese software, connected vehicles, cybersecurity, data privacy, digital security, economic impact, foreign policy, Government, legislation, national security, propose ban, restrictions, sources, supply chain, Technology, trade war, US

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, BoxPeePee, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, discord community, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, new, Players, PvP, Server, server address, Shopkeepers, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoWhining

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8495

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2880	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Information:

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

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