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Players: |
92/700 |
Votes: |
4889 |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
24 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
1 |
New Chunks Explored: |
119975 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
12 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
8 |
Villages Defended: |
19 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday