WTOcraft: China vs Trump | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	6462	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Buildings Constructed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	86
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	5687

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1919	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14