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Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Ores Mined:	2275
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7095	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5257
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Star Shards Collected:	69
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6199
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!