WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4133	Void Gems Collected:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2812
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	234	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Items Found:	8250
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3952	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!