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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 288
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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