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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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