Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 50
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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