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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Runes Activated: 7
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Farms Harvested: 949
Alien Abductions: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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