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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Astral Projections Made: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Divine Spears Created: 27 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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