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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 1123

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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