WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

banter, blocks, companies, corporate governance, dilution, existing stockholders, finance, financial news, fraud, Investment, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, new stock, scam, securities, Server, shareholder rights, shitcoin, stock dilution, stock issuance, stock market, unethical practices, WTF

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	765461
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Star Shards Collected:	166	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Void Gems Collected:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4255	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1039
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1747	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4102	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Towns Built:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	332
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	185
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!