WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Legendary Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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This is a OP Factions Server but spiced up with 80+ Plugins , Custom Enchant, No rules meaning people can fly around and hack like they have super powers and stuff. This is very fun and makes this more OP Factions than most servers!

legendaryanarchy.factions.ws

GarfyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to GarfyCraft! Garfycraft is an Australian white-listed server with a small community that is active on both Minecraft and Discord. This server is an attempt to expand our community to a more public audience. The reasoning for the white-list is so we can filter out any griefers that may harm our server. The server is backed up every day and runs 24/7. We have grief prevention plugins and others to make the server more enjoyable, as well as some mini games such as Sky Wars.

Whitelist Applications can be found through forums on the website!

139.99.139.34

Balkanland

City Rpg, PvP, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Moldovian Minecraft Earth SMP server BalkanLand is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts looking for an exciting and engaging experience. With a dedicated team of staff members, players can expect a professional and friendly environment. The server boasts an impressive array of events, from PvP battles to building competitions, ensuring that there is always something new to look forward to. In addition, BalkanLand features a range of plugins that enhance gameplay, including custom enchantments, player shops, and more. Whether you are a seasoned veteran or a new player, BalkanLand is the perfect place to explore and create.

play.mcbalkanland.xyz

OG Server

Creative, Factions, Parkour

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New Server with some Creative and Factions run by me and my friends! We are looking for a few staff so come get them while its open.

s5.hosthorde.com:26600

Sky Factory Skyblock

Skyblock, Survival

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Ever wanted to play the popular modpack sky factory by bacon donut with friends? Had trouble setting up a server? Annoying mods that never seem to work. Sky factory sky block is a server which takes the idea of sky factory and makes it completely vanilla. No need for any mods or hassle. Simply load the Minecraft and join the server! From Jetpacks to rituals to chicken burgers to mayonnaise. 700+ custom items, machines, foods, crops and tools. It’s sure to keep you busy for months! And that’s just the main part. Enjoy player shops, crates, customer enchants, and so much more. Join SFS now!

play.skyfactorysb.com

Zafirocraft

Adventure, Balanced Economy, Community, competitive, Dungeon, Koth, OneBlock, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Rankups

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Zafirocraft Network

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!

🌟 Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.2 🌐 Available in Java and Bedrock 💎 For premium and non-premium players

We’ve been building a strong community for the past 2 years and we’re excited to invite you to be a part of it. Our server offers a wide range of modalities for all tastes:

🔷 OneBlock: Challenge yourself in this exciting challenge where you start with a single block and must survive and expand.🌿 Survival Remake: Live the classic Minecraft survival experience with some surprises and improvements.⚔️ Survival OP: Fight powerful monsters and dominate the game with legendary equipment.📜 Survival RPG: Immerse yourself in a world full of quests, monsters and epic adventures.

Join our active and friendly community, where you will find players from all over the world. Whether you are an experienced player or a newbie, you will always find someone willing to help you and play with you.

Get ready for an unforgettable experience on our Minecraft server! Become part of our family of passionate gamers. Are you ready to join the fun? We hope to see you soon on our server! 🎮🌍✨

play.zafirocraft.com

Pl3xCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Pl3xCraft is designed to bring back the true spirit of Minecraft, with a few added bonuses. No more lobby/mini-games to get in the way of community spirit and real fun.

Public Discord for voice and additional text chat: discord.gg/0xV4K2vqCvA1A6jC

Our server rules are very laid back and relaxed. It’s relatively difficult to earn yourself a ban. Our only rules are common sense things: * No negative or hateful attitudes/speech (aka, toxic/cancerous/rude people). * No hacking mods/clients. If unsure about a specific mod please ask staff before using. * No lag machines or laggy farms. Anything that causes lag will be deleted by staff.

For a list of features (since this site limits description length) you can checkout our listing on PMC at https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/pl3xcraft-3962783/

pl3x.net

Calllisto Winds of Winter

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

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Hey! I hope you enjoyed the lore of where our server is starting out. We are a very committed roleplay AND pvp server, combining the best of both worlds. If you love Game of Thrones, then you will love this server, as you see your favorite Houses come to life in a unique story. For more information and to view the rules, go to our website: https://callistowow.enjin.com/ or https://callistowow.enjin.com/rules Thanks for your time! And we hope to see you around!

209.182.111.110

Stinky cheese smp

Multiplayer Survival

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Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

stinkycheesesmp.com

The Tronix

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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The Tronix

We are a great old-fashioned take on the classic Survival Server! Our goal: To bring fun to all players! However, unlike the typical modern Survival, The Tronix aims to give the feeling of and older survival server, before all of the modern craze and complex plugins. We incorporate Basic Plugins, in order to enhance your gameplay, while still remaining very simple. Complete with experienced staff, talented builders, and dedicated developers, The Tronix is always kept in working order and consistently updated. The server itself is built to Reduce Lag to ensure that nobody’s play experience is effected. So, what are you waiting for! It’s time to join the community and begin your Tronix Survial Adventure!

Help: Any questions? Sumbit a form at http://thetronix.us Or join our discord: http://discord.gg/68s3Ftv Or you can ask an admin in game for some help!

play.thetronix.us

Mythvival

Economy, Survival

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This is a server that is full of wonderful staff and friendly players. Come on and see the magic and wonders this server brings to you and others!

198.50.158.171:25579

Survival land

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Welcome to Survival Land, the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival lovers!

🌍 Explore a vast world full of challenges and wonders! From lush forests to towering mountains, every corner of Survival Land awaits you with exciting adventures.

⚔️ Face dangers and show your bravery! Survive hordes of creatures, discover mysterious structures and conquer the unique challenges we have prepared for you.

🏡 Build your empire! From modest cabins to grandiose fortresses, unleash your creativity and build the home of your dreams.

💎 Explore mines and get treasures! Unearth valuable resources and enrich your gaming experience as you embark on exciting underground expeditions.

🤝 Join an active community! Make friends, form alliances and participate in exclusive events. In Survival Land, camaraderie is key to survival.

🔥 Challenge other players in epic battles! Prove your combat skills and claim your place as the supreme warrior of Survival Land.

🌟 **Server IP: 74.208.224.111**

Are you ready for the adventure? Join Survival Land now and discover a world full of possibilities. Survival has never been so exciting! 🚀🌟

We are waiting for you in Survival Land, where the real adventure begins! 🔥🌲

74.208.224.111

LithiumCraft Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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A pure vanilla minecraft experience. Always online, hosted by an actual hosting company!

Play Minecraft as it is truly meant to be played. No mods, game changing plugins or data packs.

Server Rules are simple: – Have as much fun as possible

Lithium Craft Benefits: – No game rule modifications – No command blocks – Land Claim / Grief Prevention (focus on playing and building, not worry about theft or griefing!) – You start with 5000 claim blocks – You earn 500 claim blocks for every hour played (not afk) – You earn 2500 claim blocks by voting

play.lithiumcraft.com

Hardcore Minecraft PvP

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Hardcore Minecraft PvP

Hardcore Minecraft PvP is the new go-to network for the most unique PvP experience any player could wish for! We are pioneers in the Minecraft genre of Strategy PvP, and feature many unique PvP game modes, such as:

Royal Arena: A Strategy PvP game that puts every player’s planning skills to the test! Based on the popular mobile game Clash Royale, in Royal Arena players don’t fight themselves, but organize their army of monsters to attack the enemy base. May the best general win!

Dungeons: A game that combines PvE + Strategy + PvP. In Dungeons, every player builds their own Dungeon to safeguard their precious supplies, using a variety of blocks, labyrinths, redstone traps and even monsters you can upgrade with armor & weapons. To gain supplies, players have to attack and clear other players’ Dungeons and steal their loot. May the best Dungeon Master win!

Mythic Survival: A survival game mode with a 100% custom generated world that includes over 200 new biomes, as well as tons of custom structures such as dungeons, ruins, witch villages and MUCH MORE! In addition to that, Mythic Survival features over 36 different mythic items players can loot from various activities, that each have their unique function. To top everything off, players can fight unique Boss Battles and go for the great loot!

And many other game modes! Come check us out, we guarantee you won’t be disappointed!

hub.hcmcpvp.com

Battle mc

PvP, Survival

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M.Talha is The Founder of Battle Mc.The Best Lifesteal Server Pakistan And India Join Now BattleMC

You have to survive

In Battle Mc

Also Join discord

https://discord.com/invite/72Ykgjnv4M

apd1s55.itbykev.nl:10059

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchantments Applied:	284	Towns Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	8349	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	5632	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	522466	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

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Updated November 20, 2024

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Updated November 20, 2024

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Hardcore Minecraft PvP

Updated November 20, 2024

Battle mc

Updated November 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Holy Grails Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	90385	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ores Mined:	3301	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6504	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6304
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Items Found:	1164	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	632014
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	8391
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2