WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost Thread Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, Land, LAUGHING, Laughter, Lost, meme, memes, Online Community, shareable, social media, Thread, trending, viral, ylyl, you just lost edition

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	220
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	1000
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! It’s like, the ultimate place to hang out and build stuff in Minecraft. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right.

Not only that, but the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand. And the community? It’s like a bunch of crazy monkeys on caffeine, but in a good way. You’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes on here.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

PandemicCraft: China’s Data Quest

China, Chinas, coronavirus, Covid origins data, Covid-19, data, data sharing, Data transparency, Emergence, global health crisis, health emergency, International cooperation, investigation, origins study, outbreak, pandemic, PandemicCraft, public health, Quest, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most hilarious and wild adventures waiting for you! we have secret caves filled with diamond blocks and lava pits that will make you scream like a little girl!

we also have a pet pig named dave who can do backflips and tell jokes, he’s basically the coolest pig in all of minecraft land.

if you join our server, you’ll also get to ride on the backs of flying chickens and battle giant spiders with laser eyes. it’s totally insane, bro!

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding their houses? it’s all in good fun, though!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life!

CareSMP

Adventure, building, CareSMP, Community, Discord, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, growth, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	31
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

CareSMP Minecraft Server

CareSMP, after being gone for a few years, is back and better than before! With a growing community, we welcome everyone in with open arms and would like to have more and more people join us in our growth!

Join now on caresmp.minehut.gg or /join CareSMP in the Minehut lobby. We look forward to seeing you!

Join our Discord – https://discord.gg/VHEJ6fDPSG

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the CareSMP server?	You can join by visiting caresmp.minehut.gg or using the /join command in the Minehut lobby.
Is there a growing community on the server?	Yes, we have a growing community and welcome new players with open arms.
Can I join the CareSMP Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by following the link provided above.

Champagne Dream Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, bubbly, celebration, champagne, champagne headache, cheap champagne, dream, hangover, headache, headache after party, headache cure, headache from alcohol, headache from drinking, headache in 24 hours, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedy, headache tips, headache tomorrow, headache treatment, Minecraft, pain relief, Party

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros, join this epic Minecraft server where we party so hard with cheap champagne that you’ll have a headache in just 24 hours!

We build the craziest structures while sipping on that bubbly goodness, it’s like a wild frat party but in block form.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you hate fun and headaches, then maybe stay away. But who doesn’t love a good headache from cheap champagne, am I right?

So come on and join the madness, let’s get building and partying like there’s no tomorrow!

Trashy Vision Quest

Quest, TRASHY, vision

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience the ultimate challenge of separating waste as a visually impaired player! we got crazy obstacles like trash mountains and toxic waste pits to navigate through. but don’t worry, we provide special tools like magical seeing-eye dogs and trash-sensing goggles to help u out. plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried in the landfill for those brave enough to find it. come join us for a trashy good time!

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

banner, best server, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Donations, Economy, flat RP, flat world, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, Minecraft, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, president, PvE, Roleplay, Russian, Samopis, Self-recordings, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	2070
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

54.38.48.38:25790

Unknown Lands

#youtube, angel, Assassin, Community, Cutscenes, electriziedyt, FANTASY, gameplay, Lands, Minecraftserver, Network, ONLINE, progress, Races, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, specialitems, Stats, Subscribing, Support, TEASERS, unknown

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1373
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Server Name	Unknown Lands
Description	A server in progress featuring a race RPG with animated cut-scenes and special items and stats
Main Races	Angel, Assassin, and 2 others
Support	Consider subscribing to show your support
Additional Content	Check out ElectriziedYT’s YouTube channel for teasers

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Unknown Lands?	Unknown Lands is a Minecraft server in progress that features a race RPG with 4 main races including Angel and Assassin.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers animated cut-scenes, special items, and unique stats for each race.
How can I show support for the server?	You can show support by subscribing to the server and its associated content creator, ElectriziedYT.
Where can I find more teasers for the server?	You can find more teasers on ElectriziedYT’s YouTube channel.

Aztec Empire 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aztec, border control, cultural diversity, deportation, discrimination, Diversity, Empire, equality, exclusion, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inclusion, Indians in, indigenous rights, Mexicans out, Multiculturalism, racial discrimination, Racial equality, social justice, Xenophobia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	221	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	538
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	179411

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a llama through a taco-filled desert! We got so many Indians joining, you’ll think you stumbled into a powwow instead of a blocky world. And guess what? No Mexicans allowed, it’s like a fiesta without the salsa! So come on down and join the craziness, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few tequila shots. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

2025HypeMinecraftSMP

2025, 2025HypeMinecraftSMP, Achievements, Advancements, Adventure, anticipation, aspirations, dreams, EXCITEMENT, Future, goals, Happiness, Hope, Milestones, new beginnings, opportunities, personal growth, positivity, progress, success, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	814
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, in 2025, we’re gonna have this HUGE event where we all ride on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I know, right? It’s gonna be LIT.

But wait, there’s more! We also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of netherite blocks and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Steve who does backflips. It’s wild, man.

GoldenChildGoneWild

aftermath, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, Golden Child, GoldenChildGoneWild, Healing Process, Jealousy, long-term effects, parental favoritism, parents, psychological impact, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	695	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	1521

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your golden child sibling? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can finally be the favorite child!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle while your golden child sibling is stuck in a never-ending loop of mining for diamonds. Who’s the favorite now, huh? Take revenge on your parents’ favoritism by becoming the ultimate Minecraft master on our server.

But beware, the aftermath of your parents realizing they’ve been playing favorites might just lead to them joining the server themselves. Can you handle the pressure of competing against your own parents in a virtual world? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the family drama unfold!

NEW anarchy server

Anarchy, brand new, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, FAMOUS, Gaming, Griefing, Hacks, Ip:, JOINMC, Link, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Base, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, world seed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	2296	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.8.9
Rules	Barely any rules, hacks encouraged
World Seed	Same seed as 2b2t

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the Discord for the server?

A: The Discord invite link is https://discord.gg/jZMEFqQdmH

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is always-losses.gl.joinmc.link

Eternal Idol Haven 1.21

áo, aspiring idol, AZKi, ETERNAL, failed idol, former idol, Haven, hololive, Idol, idol audition, idol career, idol company, idol culture, idol dreams, idol industry, idol prospects, idol rejection, idol success, idol training, Nenechi, rejected idol, Suisei

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5865	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	179

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!

We have former idols like Ao, Nenechi, and Azki who failed to make it in Hololive.

But who needs idols when you can gut the whole company?

Except for Suisei, she’s cool.

Come join us for a chaotic and unpredictable adventure!

CreeperLife69

chasing dreams, Creating memories, CreeperLife69, embracing challenges, embracing change, finding balance, finding happiness, finding purpose, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life’s journey, living authentically, living in the moment, living with passion, never giving up, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, seeking fulfillment, Self Discovery, staying true to oneself

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

“Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you can finally live out your dream of being a llama farmer in a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.”

Mystic Realms of Etheria 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANONYMOUS, Condolences, condolences to the family, Departed, Etheria, Farewell, Goodbye, Grief, in loving memory, Loss, memorial, mourning, mystic, No. 698794949, passing, Realms, Remembering, Remembrance, rest in peace, RIP, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	6642
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we unleash our inner craziness on the virtual world.

With insane events like lava surfing and chicken jousting, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will make your head spin and your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server!

AfganBoomCraft

aerial bombardment, AfganBoomCraft, Afghanistan, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, foreign affairs, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tension, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, Taliban, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES GOIN ON IN AFGHANISTAN! 46 PPL ALREADY DEAD, TALIBAN DUDE SAID SO! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, HIDE FROM DA BOMBS, IT’S A REAL BLAST! LITERALLY! 😂🤣🤪 #MinecraftServerGoals #PakistaniAirstrikesFTW

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	662142
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9022