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CraftyKyivPrisoner

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come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

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yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

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I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	4849
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4546
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	77	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9316

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PFAS Groundwater Escape

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Potions Brewed:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!

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ArdynFall SMP Overview
Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World

No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join ArdynFall SMP?	Join our discord server and follow the application process.
Are there any server resets planned?	No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe.
What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use?	We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above.
Is the server active and well-maintained?	Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anime Master Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, animation industry, animation process, Animation Studio, animation techniques, Anime, art, character design, creativity, FANTASY, fetishes, imagination, japanese animation, Japanese animator, Japanese culture, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, storytelling, Visual Arts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1590
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5