WrongHoleCraft Minecraft Server

adult humor, buddy, Cum, dirty joke, eternal punishment, explicit, funny, inappropriate, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, mistake, Naughty, Oops, regret, Server, sexual innuendo, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, viral, wrong hole, WrongHoleCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	172

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Towns Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1098
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	3112	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	6705
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9063	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!