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Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2270	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4764

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crops Grown:	5448
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2754

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.