Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 12
Emeralds Found: 6683 Star Shards Collected: 243
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 106 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4623
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Enchantments Applied: 132 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockPartyJoy

    BlockPartyJoy
    Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ores Mined: 6369
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

    WiretapCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

    So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

    PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

    we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

    you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4421 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1008
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Map Click here
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
    Discord to Minecraft Chat Connect with the community through Discord
    Active community & staff Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
    No /tpa, /home, etc. Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
    Enforced Rules Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

    How to Join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

    To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

    2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    The server is for players aged 16 and above.

    3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

    There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

    4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

    Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

    5. Is the server free from lag?

    Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

    Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

    mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

    We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LabTestLineCutters

    LabTestLineCutters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

    Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 138 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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