Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ores Mined: 4570
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mines Excavated: 1864
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Star Shards Collected: 90
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2517 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 5690
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magic Items Found: 8867
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9296 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockPartyJoy

    BlockPartyJoy
    Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

    WiretapCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

    So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

    PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

    we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

    you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Map Click here
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
    Discord to Minecraft Chat Connect with the community through Discord
    Active community & staff Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
    No /tpa, /home, etc. Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
    Enforced Rules Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

    How to Join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

    To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

    2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    The server is for players aged 16 and above.

    3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

    There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

    4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

    Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

    5. Is the server free from lag?

    Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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