Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Projections Made: 0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 530091 Star Shards Collected: 253
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 86
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Crops Grown: 4852
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Star Shards Collected: 225
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 115 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

    Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Potions Brewed: 138
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Burger Delivery

    Blocky Burger Delivery
    Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4205 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 2023
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

    Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

    Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8829 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

    Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 93 Potions Brewed: 105

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

    Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

    2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

    3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

    4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1061 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mines Excavated: 1373

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

    LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Magic Items Found: 4844

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

    ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Mines Excavated: 1367 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Shield Heroes

    Crafty Shield Heroes
    Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

    On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

    And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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