| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5094 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6546 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
184.154.92.29
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1687 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8895 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3763 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4312 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8853 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4676 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2577 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7200 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4600 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6072 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 527389 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1426 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9353 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2953 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6376 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 2920 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1250 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3446 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7118 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2259 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8307 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 919 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
