New Minecraft Servers 2025

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dimension Hops:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	995
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Farms Harvested:	240	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	298
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	6320
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	3469
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2237
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.