WozCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 4chan mods, Board, comedy, Community, Content Creator, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, forum, Gaming, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Niche, Online Community, scott the woz, scott the woz board, Server, social media, suggestion, video games, WozCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1920
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Scott the Woz, welcoming you to the most epic gaming experience of your life.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to a colony of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them? That’s right, you can wish for anything your heart desires, whether it’s a castle made of cheese or a pet dragon named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	122	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9790	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4667	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	8632
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	6539
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!