“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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