Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY