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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dimension Hops: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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