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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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