Worst Players “Forever” Server: Semi-Bad, Still Vanilla, Dynmap, Tiny, Barely Surviving

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Welcome
Welcome to “The Worst Players 3ver,” a Vanilla+ Minecraft server designed for adults seeking a chill and stress-free gaming environment!

About Us
“The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting.

About Us

“The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting.

Our Community
Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun.

Our Community

Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun.

Features
Vanilla+ Gameplay: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with enhancements that improve gameplay without altering the core mechanics.
Friendly and Mature Environment: Our server is tailored for adults who want to enjoy a laid-back gaming session.
Community Projects: Join in on large-scale builds and community events, or simply watch and admire the creativity of others.
Stress Relief: Escape the pressures of daily life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Why Join Us?
Steady Growth: Our community is steadily growing, attracting new members who contribute to a vibrant and active server.
Supportive Members: From sharing tips to helping with resources, our members are always ready to support each other.
Chill Vibes: This is your go-to place for relaxation. No drama, no pressure—just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

How to Join
Joining “The Worst Players 3ver” is easy. Simply head to our discord, where you can find all the details on how to get started. Whether you’re looking to build your dream base, embark on epic adventures, or just chat with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, you’ll find your place here.

Discord Link
https://discord.gg/VUN6sKYbMQ

Come join us!
Come and be a part of “The Worst Players 3ver,” where the community is growing, the vibes are chill, and the fun never ends. See you in the game!

FAQ

Q: Is this server only for adults?

A: Yes, this server is designed for adults seeking a mature and stress-free gaming environment.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our discord channel to ensure a positive atmosphere for all players.

Q: Can I participate in community projects even if I’m not a skilled builder?

A: Absolutely! Our community projects are open for participation to all players, regardless of their skill level.

Q: How can I report an issue or seek help on the server?

A: You can reach out to our moderators and admins through our discord channel for any assistance or to report any issues.

Q: Are there regular events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, we organize community events and activities regularly to keep the gameplay interesting and engaging for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8303	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Weebs United

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4411
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	2849
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.