Worst Players 3ver | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	952	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crops Grown:	8163
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	3749
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1552	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8266
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	5191	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crops Grown:	3466
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!