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Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7681
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Towns Built: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

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  • Mystic Grove 1.21.2

    Mystic Grove 1.21.2
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3678
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

    Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

    So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

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  • FlushCraft Minecraft Server

    FlushCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 494
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Votes: 798

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockPartyCentral

    BlockPartyCentral
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1314
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Farms Harvested: 962
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

    Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4497
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3229
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8321
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9575 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2610 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2168 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9118
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 74 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8721
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ores Mined: 1266 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5297
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ores Mined: 3047
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8402
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 9403
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5854
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magic Items Found: 2280
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9857
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6492
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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