Worst Game Ever Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Introducing the E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure as we recreate the infamous 1982 Atari game in all its glory. Explore the depths of pixelated despair as you try to navigate through the confusing and frustrating gameplay that made E.T. one of the worst games of all time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of the video game crash of 1983. Experience the thrill of retailers demanding return programs from video game manufacturers as you try to survive in a world on the brink of collapse.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the horrors of gaming history in a whole new way! Just remember, what doesn’t kill you makes you respawn stronger!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

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Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	8244
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3815	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Potions Brewed:	134

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1322	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	705

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!