Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	8540
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Magic Items Found:	6824
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6301

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	5374	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	3689	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.