Worldwide SMP: Where Clumsy Hermits Unite for Java Shenanigans 1.21

+18, Builder, Casual, clumsy, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Explorer, games, getaway, hermits, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, Shenanigans, shopping, smp, Suggestions, travel, unite, Vanilla, world, worldwide

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type:	Vanilla Java
Age Requirement:	18+
Community:	Tight-knit, global
Features:	Minor datapack QOL improvements, buttery-smooth performance from Purpur
Discord:	Join our Discord
Website:	Visit our Website

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord, read the rules, and then click on the apply-here channel.

What can I do on the server?

You can build a base, explore the vast world of Minecraft, participate in games with other members, and go on a shopping spree in the shopping district.

Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Griefing is not allowed on the server, but otherwise, there are no restrictions on what you can do.

Can I suggest improvements for the server?

Yes, we are always open to suggestions for improving the server experience.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	61
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7100
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4976
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	204145	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	203
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	197
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4799	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Farms Harvested:	377	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.