Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!
2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!
4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!
5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!
