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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	1736
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ores Mined:	8530

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3052
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	4201
Mines Excavated:	1670	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	123	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5159
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7590	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mines Excavated:	3857	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	206
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Potions Brewed:	168	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1337	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5