| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 711 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8830 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8796 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2011 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7023 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 51 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Votes: | 8629 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3170 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8317 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5749 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8173 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Votes: | 981 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5203 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 789893 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7450 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5917 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 315259 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 133 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9637 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7718 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6171 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 76 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
