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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3249	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	953
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3107
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Farms Harvested:	858	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	183
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	607
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Dimension Hops:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8186
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6472	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	69
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	92/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1509
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	179	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5