Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!
WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP
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CatGriefGamer420
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama like this? Join our server and leave all the aunties and cousins behind! We promise not to pull any pranks involving cat anatomy (or rabbit meat, yikes). Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re celebrating your debut or just looking to build some epic structures. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can game in peace without any family members crashing your party. Join now and leave the family drama at the door – we’ve got blocks to mine and adventures to embark on!
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ThemeSongSMP – Best TV Show Music!
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a theme song for our server that will make your ears orgasm, like seriously, it’s better than any TV show theme song out there. Imagine riding into battle with your diamond sword while the theme song plays in the background, it’s epic AF.And let me tell you about the crazy adventures we have on this server. One time, we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because why not? And then we had a potato-themed party where we all dressed up as potatoes and danced around a campfire. It was lit, literally.
But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground club where we host dance parties every night. The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s hilarious. And sometimes we have llama races around the server, because llamas are the fastest animals in Minecraft, obviously.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of wacky adventures, epic theme songs, and potato parties, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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FreebieCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is free and the possibilities are endless! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without worrying about resources or limitations.Need diamonds? We’ve got a diamond mountain that regenerates every hour, so you can mine to your heart’s content! Want a pet dragon? No problem, just head to the dragon sanctuary where you can tame your very own fire-breathing companion.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to drop stacks of gold every time it’s sheared. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic journey in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered items). Remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is what to do with all your newfound riches!
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Silver Tat Minecraft Server
join our server and help us stop the werewolf infestation by getting SILVER TATTOES. yea, you heard right. we got werewolves runnin’ wild in our world and the only way to stop ’em is by gettin’ some shiny ink on your skin. but be careful, ’cause if you don’t get that silver tattoo in time, you might end up howlin’ at the moon with the rest of ’em. so come on down and join the fight against the furry menace. it’s gonna be a howlin’ good time!
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PizzaLover420 Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit pizza parties ever! Like, we have a special pizza plugin that lets you order any pizza you want in-game and it magically appears in front of you. And get this, the creepers are actually just misunderstood pizza delivery guys who want to give you a slice of pepperoni instead of blowing you up. Plus, our admins are actually pizza chefs in real life so they know all the best toppings to put on your virtual pizza. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉