WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Star Shards Collected:	138	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7579
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	8781
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crops Grown:	8184

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4643
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6468	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	296	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9222
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4190
Crops Grown:	6276	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3352
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	2890
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2566

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5081	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.