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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Items Found:	8427
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9541	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2063	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4695	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Items Found:	1773
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5687	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Crops Grown:	7627	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4817	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Votes:	453
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6439
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crops Grown:	6723	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	184
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	101/600	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6185	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1