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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	8405
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1695	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Farms Harvested:	257	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6327	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4171
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	106
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	662935
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6