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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6932
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
New Chunks Explored:	519107	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	166	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	8090	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchantments Applied:	56	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	198
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5624	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9475	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9